miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

momcrotch:

am I alive

momcrotch:

am I alive

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite