easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

xld:

you can learn a lot about a person by seeing whether they turn their head or turn the taco

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

laldrin:

in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales